Tuesday, October 1, 2013
The internet popped and dissolved like a soap bubble into the nothingness from whence it came at 8:05 Tuesday morning; burst by the weight of one billion pounds of sanctimony. Millions of pulses and waves, circuits and systems forced to deliver and receive an ever growing mountain of shrill concerns exceeded their load- bearing quotient. Experts have called the collapse The Gladys Kravtiz Event. People reported feeling a slight breeze. The newly digitally unshackled were free to let their farm dogs potter, children played in yards without threat of calls to powers that be, chickens laid eggs and pecked in their innocuous way without legislative action. Horses resumed shitting on the road when the need took them without fear of repercussion from the poop police. Some weeds were given a death sentence reprieve. A good day for children, chickens, dogs and weeds. . ~After scanning the various town FB pages today.